- “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” (Ken Cheng)
- “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” (Frankie Boyle)
- “I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?” (Alexei Sayle)
- “I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.” (Lew Fitz)
- “I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.” (Andy Field)
