YOU’VE got to hand it to these celebrities, the silly aliases they use at hotels are pretty creative.
Here are some of our favourites:
Kim Kardashian: According to Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian once went by the name of her favourite Disney character, Princess Jasmine, when checking into hotels around the globe.
Slash:The Stir reports that guitar legend Slash checks into hotels under the name I.P. Freely.
Mila Kunis: The new mum calls herself Señor Pants, per Us Weekly.
Tom Cruise: The Top Gun star’s “Cage Hunt” moniker is actually his porn name, according to CBS News.
Kid Rock: According to The Stir, Kid Rock goes by Dick Grayson (the alter ego of Batman’s sidekick, Robin).
Nicole Scherzinger:Us Weekly notes that Nicole Scherzinger checks in as Edna Krabappel (the name of Bart Simpson’s beloved, late teacher).
Jon Bon Jovi:CBS says Jon Bon Jovi signs in under Stanley Kowalski (from A Streetcar Named Desire).
Justin Bieber: Oh. My. God. Per Us Weekly, Justin Bieber checks in as Chandler Bing.
Kate Beckinsale:HollyScoop reports that Kate Beckinsale checks in as Sigourney Beaver.
Chris Rock:The Stir reports that Chris Rock checks into hotels as Slappy White.
Matt Damon: Does Obama know about this? The Stir reports that Matt Damon checks in as Mr. President.
Britney Spears:Us Weekly reports that Britney Spears’ hotel name is Ms. Alotta Warmheart.
Lindsay Lohan: According to Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan combines two parts of her life into her check-in alias: Bella Lovelace is inspired by beauty and by Linda Lovelace, whom Lohan was slated to play in Inferno, a project that never came to fruition.
Kristen Stewart: The Twilight star has a meaty moniker: Us Weekly reports she checks in as Chuck Steak.
Paul McCartney: Looking for Paul McCartney in your local haunt? The Stir suggests checking for an Apollo C. Vermouth.
Angelina Jolie: When Jolie flies solo, CBS reports that she checks into rooms as Miss Lollipop.
Jay Z and Beyonce: HollyScoop reports that Jay Z and Beyoncé check in as Frank Sinatra and Ingrid Jackson.
Justin Timberlake: The Huffington Post reports that Justin Timberlake calls himself Mr. Woodpond.
Paris Hilton:HollyScoop reports that Paris Hilton checks into hotels as Tinkerbell.
Johnny Depp: CBS reports Johnny Depp often switches between Mr. Drip Noodle, Mr. Oddpong and Mr. Stench.
Elton John: CBS reports that Sir Elton John and David Furnish check in as Sir Humphrey Handbag and Bobo Latrine.
Ozzy Osbourne: The Huffington Post reports that Ozzy Osbourne checks in under Prince Albert or Harry Bollocks.
Michael Jackson:HollyScoop reports that Michael Jackson often checked into hotels as Mr. Doolittle.
This article originally appeared in the New York Post.