The fake names celebrities use at hotels

YOU’VE got to hand it to these celebrities, the silly aliases they use at hotels are pretty creative.

Here are some of our favourites:

Kim Kardashian: According to Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian once went by the name of her favourite Disney character, Princess Jasmine, when checking into hotels around the globe.

Slash:The Stir reports that guitar legend Slash checks into hotels under the name I.P. Freely.

Mila Kunis: The new mum calls herself Señor Pants, per Us Weekly.

Tom Cruise: The Top Gun star’s “Cage Hunt” moniker is actually his porn name, according to CBS News.

Kid Rock: According to The Stir, Kid Rock goes by Dick Grayson (the alter ego of Batman’s sidekick, Robin).

What name does Nicole Scherzinger use when she checks into hotels?

Nicole Scherzinger:Us Weekly notes that Nicole Scherzinger checks in as Edna Krabappel (the name of Bart Simpson’s beloved, late teacher).

Jon Bon Jovi:CBS says Jon Bon Jovi signs in under Stanley Kowalski (from A Streetcar Named Desire).

Justin Bieber: Oh. My. God. Per Us Weekly, Justin Bieber checks in as Chandler Bing.

Kate Beckinsale:HollyScoop reports that Kate Beckinsale checks in as Sigourney Beaver.

Chris Rock:The Stir reports that Chris Rock checks into hotels as Slappy White.

Elysium star Matt Damon has a Presidential alias.

Matt Damon: Does Obama know about this? The Stir reports that Matt Damon checks in as Mr. President.

Britney Spears:Us Weekly reports that Britney Spears’ hotel name is Ms. Alotta Warmheart.

Lindsay Lohan: According to Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan combines two parts of her life into her check-in alias: Bella Lovelace is inspired by beauty and by Linda Lovelace, whom Lohan was slated to play in Inferno, a project that never came to fruition.

Kristen Stewart: The Twilight star has a meaty moniker: Us Weekly reports she checks in as Chuck Steak.

Paul McCartney: Looking for Paul McCartney in your local haunt? The Stir suggests checking for an Apollo C. Vermouth.

Jennifer Aniston has a pretty simple alias.

 

ennifer Aniston:Us Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston checks into hotels as Mrs. Smith.

 

Angelina Jolie: When Jolie flies solo, CBS reports that she checks into rooms as Miss Lollipop.

Jay Z and Beyonce: HollyScoop reports that Jay Z and Beyoncé check in as Frank Sinatra and Ingrid Jackson.

Justin Timberlake: The Huffington Post reports that Justin Timberlake calls himself Mr. Woodpond.

Paris Hilton:HollyScoop reports that Paris Hilton checks into hotels as Tinkerbell.

Johnny Depp has more than one alias.

Johnny Depp: CBS reports Johnny Depp often switches between Mr. Drip Noodle, Mr. Oddpong and Mr. Stench.

Elton John: CBS reports that Sir Elton John and David Furnish check in as Sir Humphrey Handbag and Bobo Latrine.

Ozzy Osbourne: The Huffington Post reports that Ozzy Osbourne checks in under Prince Albert or Harry Bollocks.

Michael Jackson:HollyScoop reports that Michael Jackson often checked into hotels as Mr. Doolittle.

This article originally appeared in the New York Post.

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