[NSFW] Hard as Cement: Kiwi Man Caught on Video Having Sex With Road

This video was first uploaded to Reddit before getting the coveted Daily Mail seal of approval. Reddit commenters have generously offered their own theories on what the hell is actually going on in the video, ranging from bath salts to (sigh) enthusiastic manhole puns. According to the Daily Mail, the footage was filmed at an office somewhere in New Zealand and, um, that’s about all anyone knows.

Maybe New Zealand’s avocado-induced crime wave is finally taking a toll on the common man?

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